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〃Uh 。 。 he bedded all of them?〃
〃Wouldn't be surprised; Ira。 I never tried to find out。 Irrelevant in any case。〃
Hamadryad said to her father; 〃Ira; 'mother love' can't be what we're trying to define; it is often only a sense of duty。 Two of my brats I was tempted to drown; as you may have guessed seeing what little demons they were。〃
〃Daughter; all your offspring were charming children。〃
〃Oh; fuff。 One has to give a baby mothering no matter what; or it will grow up to be a still worse monster。 What did you think of my son Gordon as a baby?〃
〃A delightful child。〃
〃Really? I'll tell him that…if I ever have a male child I name 'Gordon。' Sorry; old darling; I shouldn't have trapped you。 Lazarus; Ira is a perfect grandfather; one who never forgets a birthday。 But I've suspected that Minerva kept track of such things for him and now I know it。 Right; Minerva?〃
Minerva did not answer。 Lazarus said; 〃She's not working for you; Hamadryad。〃
Ira said sharply; 〃Of course Minerva keeps track of such things for me! Minerva; how many grandchildren do I have?〃
〃One hundred and twenty…seven; Ira; counting the boy child to be born next week。〃
〃How many great…grandchildren? And who is having the boy?〃
〃Four hundred and three; sir。 Your son Gordon's current wife Marian。〃 。
〃Keep me posted on it。 That was the baby Gordon I was thinking of; Miss Smarty; Gordon's son Gordon 。 。 uh; by Evelyn Hedrick; I think。 Lazarus; I deceived you。 The truth is that I am migrating because my descendants are crowding me off this globe。〃
〃Father; are you really going to? Not just talking?〃
〃Still top secret until after the decennial Trustees Meeting; dear。 But I am。 Want to e along? Galahad and Ishtar have decided to go; they'll set up a rejuve shop' for the colony。 You'll have five to ten years in which to learn something useful?'
〃Grandfather; are you going?〃
〃Unlikely to the nth degree; my dear。 I've seen a colony。〃
〃You may change your mind。〃 Hamadryad stood up; faced Lazarus。 〃I propose to you; in the presence of three witnesses…four; Minerva is the best possible witness…a contract for cohabitation and progeny; term to be elected by you。〃
Ishtar looked startled; then wiped all expression from her face; the others said nothing。
Lazarus answered; 〃Granddaughter; if I weren't so old and tired; I would spank you。〃
〃Lazarus; I am your granddaughter only by courtesy; you are less than eight percent of my total ancestry。 Less than that in terms of dominant genes; with a vanishingly small probability of unfavorable reinforcement; the bad recessives have been weeded。 I'll send my geic pattern over for your inspection。〃
〃That's not the point; dear。〃
〃Lazarus; I'm certain you've married your descendants in the past; is there some reason to discriminate against me? If you'll tell me; perhaps I can correct it。 I must add that this submittal is not contingent on your migrating。〃 Hamadryad added; 〃Or it could be for progeny only; although I would be proud and happy to be permitted to live with …you。〃
〃Why; Hamadryad?〃
She hesitated。 〃I am at loss to answer; sir。 I had thought that I could say; 'I 'love you'…but apparently I do not know what that word means。 So I have no word in either language to describe my need 。 。 and went ahead without one。〃
Lazarus said gently; 〃I love you; dear…〃 Hamadryad's face lit up。
He continued: 〃…and for that very reason I must refuse you。〃 Lazarus looked around him。 〃I love all of you。 lshtar; Galahad 。 。 even that ugly; surly father of yours; dear; sitting there and looking worried。 Now smile; dear; for I'm certain that there are endless young bucks anxious to marry you。 You smile;…tod; Ishtar…but not you; Ira; it would crack your face。 Ishtar; who is relieving you and Galahad? No; I don't care who is scheduled。 May I be alone the rest of today?〃
She hesitated。 〃Grandfather; may I keep the observation station manned?〃
〃You will anyhow。 But will you limit them to dials and gauges or whatever it is you use? No eye or ear on me? Minerva will tell you if I misbehave…I'm certain of that。〃
〃There will be neither eye nor ear on you; sir。〃 Ishtar stood up。 〃e along; Galahad。 Hamadryad?〃
〃J~ist a moment; Ish。 Lazarus…have I offended you?〃
〃What? Not at all; my dear。〃
〃I thought you were angry with me over 。 。 what I proposed。〃
〃Oh; nonsense。 Hamadarling; that sort of proposal never offends anyone; it is the highest pliment one human can pay another。 But it did confuse me。 Now smile and kiss me good…night; then e see me tomorrow if you wish。 All you kids kiss me good…night; there's nobody' sore; at anybody。 Ira; you might stick around a bit if you will。〃
Like docile children they did so; then went into Lazarus' penthouse and took transport down。 Lazarus said; 〃A drink; Ira?〃
〃Only if you are having one。〃
〃We'll skip it then。 Ira; did you put her up to it?'
〃You know what I mean。 Hamadryad。 First Ishtar; flow Hamadryad。 You've manipulated this whole deal from the moment you snatched me out of that flophouse; where I was dyi?g decently and quietly。 Have you again been trying to tie me down to whatever scheme you have in the back of your mind by waving pretty tails under my nose? It won't work; man。〃
The Chafrman Pro Tern answered quietly; 〃I could deny that…and for the hundredth time have you call me a liar。 I suggest that you ask Minerva。〃
〃I wonder if that would be any assurance。 Minerva!〃
〃Yes; Lazarus?〃
Did Ira rig this? With either of the girls?'
〃Not to my knowledge; Lazarus?'
〃Is that an evasion; dear?〃
〃Lazarus; I cannot'Iie to you。〃
〃Well 。 。 I think you could if Ira wanted you to; but there is no point in my inquiring into it。 Give us privacy for a few moments; dear…recording mode only。〃
〃Yes; Lazarus。〃
Lazarus went on; 〃Ira; I wish you had answered Yes。 Because the only other explantation is one I do not like。 I ain't pretty and my manners are not such as to endear me to women…so what do we have left? The fact that I am the oldest man alive。 Women sell themselves for odd reasons and not always for money。 Ira; I do not choose to stand at stud for pretty young things who would not waste a moment on me save for the prestige of having a child by; quote; The Senior; end of quote。〃 He glared。 〃Right?〃
〃Lazarus; you are being unjust to both women。 As well as unusually obtuse。〃
〃How?〃
〃I've watched them。 I think they both love you…and don't give me any double…talk about what that verb means; I am not Galahad。〃
〃But… Oh; crap!〃
〃I won't argue on that basis; 'crap' is a subject in which you are the Galaxy's top authority。 Women do not always sell themselves and they do fall in love 。 。 often for the oddest reasons…if 'reason' is a word that can apply。 Granted that you are ugly; selfish; self…centered; surly…〃
〃I'm aware of it!〃
〃…to me。 Nevertheless women don't seem to care much how a man looks 。 。 and you are surprisingly gentle with women。 I've noticed。 You say those little whores on Mars all loved that blind man。〃…
〃Some of them weren't little。 Big Anna was taller than I am and weighed more。〃
〃Don't try to change the subject。 Why did they love him? Don't bother to answer; why a woman loves a man…or a man loves a woman…can be rationalized only in survival terms; and the answer has no flavor; unsatisfying。 But Lazarus; when you've pleted rejuvenation and you and I have finished our Scheherazade bet; however we finish it… are you going away again?〃
Lazarus brooded before answering: 〃I suppose so。 Ira; this cottage…and garden and stream…that you've lent me are very nice; the times I've gone down to the city I've hurried back; glad to be home。 But it's just a resting place; I won't stay here。 When the wild goose cries; I go。〃 Lazarus looke